Saturday, January 28, 2012

Angry Facebook Status Updates

You can strip me of things I hold dear to me, you can turn ppl against me, and you can run your mouth but honey I will NEVER EVER EVER be as miserable as you!

'-' nope ._. um ._. not here '-' not there ._. what did I do with it '-' hm. That?s strange. Where did my give a fuck button go?!

how to end wars: Make the politicians who start the first to go.

To the person who shall remain nameless, just because you don't have a life, stop trying to make others life's a whole lot worse, you're just an asshole!!!

She said lie to me! He said I love you!

Some people come into our lives and leave footprints on our hearts. Others come into our lives and make us want to leave footprints on their faces!

Don't u just hate it when u do so much for everyone in your life but when it's your day nobody is there for you!!

I may be smiling but in my mind I've punched you 3 times,kicked you twice ,and jabbed you in the neck 5 times.SO WHAT NOW!

No..I'm not mad(loads gun)..I always walk around loading a shotgun(closes and pumps gun) turn around fuker and start runnin.

Kill them with Kindness... kill them with kindness... kill them with kindness... kill them with kind... KILL them ... KILL THEM!!

Strike me and I'll bruise, cut me and I'll bleed, curse me and I'll turn the other cheek, hurt my family and I'll get revenge...

Mess with me, and I can handle it. Mess with one of my kids, and I will kill you with my bare hands and feed you to my dogs. Want to find out?

I have a temper so don't let my pretty face fool you!

I don't ignore you out of spite, I do it so I wont act on my urge to bring myself down to your level and fight with you about dumb shit.

If you don't like me for me that's your problem,if you don't like how I look not my problem,don't like my opinions not my problem.I AM ME & I LOVE WHO I AM. :)

When I'm upset, I just need that little bit of time to feel sorry for myself. Don't judge me. You can't feel good, if you don't know how to feel bad.

OK, lets see if I can get through a shift at work, without wanting to smash somebodys face in!

when life throws you stones.. pick them up n launch them at the bastards who make things difficult!

Some people come into our lives & leave footprints on our hearts. Others come into our lives & make us wanna leave footprints on their face!

I may be a Bitch.... but you have a little penis.... Have a great day.

I respect you so much I salute you with 1 finger.

Knowing you are being lied to is worse than being hurt by the truth... because some truths only make you angry while being lied to destroys your trust.

For every minute you are angry..... you lose sixty seconds of happiness.

If you kick a stone in'll hurt your own foot.

People who fly into a rage always make a bad landing.

Keep your friends close and your enemies just as close.... sometimes it is hard to tell them apart.

When did you decide you are better than anyone else. Last I checked... you were just as fucked up as the rest of us.

I want to say to some people...Shit is supposed to come from your ass not your mouth. Although looking at you there is no difference.

Is thinking we used to be best friends but then u changed and became a bitch I do have other friends and u accusing me of leaving u out aint fair.... grow up.

Just get out of my life I do not need you anymore and plus you are annoying me to death.

Just as you take pleasure in being an asshole.... I will take pride in being the person behind your downfall?.. If being ignorant was a disease then people would be dropping dead all over the fucking place.

Keep giving me those dirty look and I will make your fuckin face stick like that Mk.... thanks

I'm sorry?. I can't listen to your promises anymore?. I'm allergic to Bull-Shit.

Hates self absorbed snotty ass cock sucking bitches and bastards that thrive off making others feel miserable.

You are my brother and I love you but you are a great big bag of dicks.

Yeah I am a sarcastic... insulting...opinionated bitch but that?s who I am and if you don?t like it then piss off.

Anger ventilated often hurries toward forgiveness.... and concealed often hardens into revenge.

Malice drinks one half of its own poison.

I do not discriminate at all... but there is a time to hate every motherfu..ker that is in your way. When that time comes...... bitch you better be on my good side.

The daily word for today is..FOCUS.....Fuck Off Cuz You are Stupid.... FOCUS...FOCUS...FOCUS everyone.

The best remedy for a short temper is a long walk.

The world needs anger. The world often continues to allow evil because it isn't angry enough.

If you're angry at a loved one..... hug that person. And mean it. You may not want to hug....which is all the more reason to do so. It's hard to stay angry when someone shows they love you.... and that's precisely what happens when we hug each other.

I am smarter than you think I am... but you are as dumb as I knew you were.

Never write a letter while you are angry.

One thing that gets me angrier than anything is hearing.....I was afraid if I told you the truth... you would be mad.

Resentment is like taking poison and waiting for the other person to die.

They always say if you cant say anything nice then dont say it at all? but when people make me mad im gonna say somethin and it aint gonna be nice.

Lord.... Please pray for the soul of this bitch and guide my pimp hand and make it Strong lord.... so that they might learn a hoes place.

Do not teach your children never to be angry.... teach them how to be angry.

Speak when you are angry and you will make the best speech you will ever regret.

In love one and one are one.

Anger is one letter short of danger.

why do men always have to be with more than one girl.... why can not they be with just one... stupid dickheads... men all the same.

I have multiple personalities and today?. the bitch has decided to play.

Not the fastest horse can catch a word spoken in anger.

Wishes you would stop being a selfish egotistical prick and realize maybe this once.. ITS NOT ABOUT YOU.

Holding on to anger is like grasping a hot coal with the intent of throwing it at someone else..... you are the one who gets burned.

Always write angry letters to your enemies. Never mail them.

Go ahead and think calling me a bitch insults me I will just thank you for noticing.

I wish some people had constipation of the mouth.... then maybe the shit they talk would stop.

One thing that gets me angrier than anything is hearing ?? I was afraid if I told you the truth?. You'd be mad.

To carry a grudge is like being stung to death by one bee.

Anger and jealousy can no more bear to lose sight of their objects than love.

Resentment is an extremely bitter diet.... and eventually poisonous. I have no desire to make my own toxins.

Anger is a killing thing... it kills the man who angers... for each rage leaves him less than he had been before ... it takes something from him.

Get angry..... get furious but never crumble to resentment.

While I know some people enjoy a bowl of bitch flakes in the morning.... I think its time some go on a diet from them.

I wish some people had constipation of the mouth... then maybe the shit they talk would stop.

I don't have to attend every argument I'm invited to.

If a small thing has the power to make you angry....does that not indicate something about your size.

Anger dwells only in the bosom of fools.

I learned long ago to never trust anybody because I'd eventually get betrayed... Now I ask myself why I allowed myself to trust you...

Life is too short to hold a grudge....also too long.

Where there is anger.... there is always pain underneath.

wonders why Facebook has a "like" button but no "f*ck off" button.

Sometimes when I'm angry I have the right to be angry..... but that doesn't give me the right to be cruel.

The worst tempered people I've ever met were people who knew they were wrong.

Hurt me with truths but never comfort me with lies.

When you think people change... think again?it is not that THEY have is that YOU have changed and finally realized who THEY really are?

Just get out of my life I don't need you anymore and plus you are annoying me to death.

Anger is a bad counselor.

Never strike your wife... even with a flower.

Two things a man should never be angry at...What he can help... and what he cannot help.

I would really appreciate it if you would stop acting like you give a damn to make yourself look good. we both know you don't.

It's tough when the people you care about the most are the ones who make you feel the worst

Knows a certain someone that can go fornicate themselves with an iron stick wrapped in rusted barbed wire.

Anger blows out the lamp of the mind.

When a man sends you an impudent letter.... sit right down and give it back to him with interest ten times compounded.... and then throw both letters in the wastebasket.

One person can only take so much stress and anger build up until they reach their breaking point and snap. Today I reached my breaking point.

Anger is a killing thing.... it kills the man who angers for each rage leaves him less than he had been before it takes something from him.

Wishes people would stop judging others...unless your perfect,keep your opinions to your self!

Says that which won't kill me will make me stronger. Look out Hercules, because at the end of all of this I am going to be one strong bitch!

I think you should put a condom on your head cuz if your gunna act like a dick you may as well dress like one !

Consider how much more you often suffer from your anger and grief..... than from those very things for which you are angry and grieved.

Cant understand why some people cant open there mouths without bullshit falling from it

I hate that feeling when everyone around me is in a relationship and I`m awkwardly sitting there like: "..I love my dog

Anger is short lived madness.

I've got five fingers; the middle is yours.

It doesn't bother me that you don't like me, what bothers me is that you are hypocritical and PRETEND to like me!

Self control and quiet words are far more powerful, than the loudest shout you can make. Losing it, shows your weakness and is a sign that you are defeated!

No man can think clearly when his fists are clenched.

Temper tantrums.....however fun they may be to throw.... rarely solve whatever problem is causing them.

Why did God make life so fucking hard & shit

Try to be nice to people and I get stabbed in the back. Keep messing with me and see what happens you haven't seen the worst of me yet don't test me anymore

It's hard to feel sorry for people when they get what they deserve.

My life, my way, if you don't like it then FUCK OFF!

The best answer to anger is silence

Don't you hate it when you're about to kiss someone really sexy and then you go and bump your head on the mirror.!

Yeah yeah, i fell for you and all your lies, now kiss my ass and say your good byes!

The most difficult phase of your life is not when no one understands you; it`s when you don`t understand yourself.

Isn't it amazing how you get in trouble at work for something minor, yet others get away with murder!!

If you're going to talk about me behind my back, don't smile at me to my face!

Tired of waking up everyday and putting on a stupid fake smile and lying to the world.

listen to what is said when some one is angry. that's when the truth comes out..

Some people need to get a life. Not ruin other peoples life.

two faced people are hard to deal with, which face to slap first is a hard decision

Have the attitude that says, I am not getting stuck on this page. I know God has a new chapter for me filled with blessings, favour and victory!

I always wonders how can i block people in real life...!

Beware!!!... I?m not in my greatest mood today?

No matter how long you know someone, they eventually show their true colors.

Don't make so many promises when you can't even keep one.